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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> Just about sums things
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w:endInsDate="2006-08-17T18:21:00Z" w:endInsAuthor="Martin Slade"
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color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">London</SPAN></FONT></ns0:City><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> 11th August - A public school teacher
was arrested today at </SPAN></FONT><ns0:place
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style="COLOR: black">Airport</SPAN></FONT></ns0:PlaceType></ns0:place><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> as he attempted to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.<BR><BR>At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said
he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons
of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Reid
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>"They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x` and `y` and refer to
themselves as `unknowns,` but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the
Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every
triangle".<BR><BR>When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister
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/><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Tony</st1:PersonName> Blair, speaking from his
holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said, "If God had wanted us to
have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers
and toes." <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>-----------------------------------------<BR>Andrew
Rich<BR>Amateur radio callsign VK4TEC<BR>email: </FONT><A
href="mailto:vk4tec@tech-software.net"><FONT face=Arial
size=2>vk4tec@tech-software.net</FONT></A><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>web:
http://www.tech-software.net<BR>Brisbane AUSTRALIA </FONT></P>
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