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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> The computer swallowed grandma.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Yes, honestly its true.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> She pressed 'control' and 'enter'<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> And disappeared from view.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> It devoured her completely,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> The thought just makes me squirm.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> She must have caught a virus<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Or been eaten by a worm.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> I've searched through the recycle bin<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> And files of every kind;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> I've even used the internet,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> But nothing did I find.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> In desperation, I asked Jeeves<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> My searches to refine.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> The reply from him was negative,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Not a thing was found 'online'.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> So, if inside your 'Inbox,'<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> My Grandma you should see,<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> And send her back to me!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Unknown<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> I am well aware that some of you are not grandma's... but you may know one who would appreciate the sentiment!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV><BR><BR>Jim. w9nje@sbcglobal.net <br><br>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.